addiction

i'm admitting i have a problem. a drinking problem. it is affecting my everyday life. i can't function or have any energy to do anything if i don't get a fix. i'm afraid to quit because i think i'll just curl up in a ball and sleep for 3 days. my habit is expensive, too. it was running around $7 every 3-4 days. but i found a cheap substitute at $5 for 20 days, but even with the lower price, i'm afraid of the side effects. it keeps me up till 1 am and i want to crash at 9:30 am. if i don't get my fix immediately, it can ruin my day. what is my addiction?

energy drinks. i mean, coffee is so 1962. and the fancy coffee drinks are way overpriced. now i'm addicted to some weird adult kool-aid minus the cyanide. at least the effect is almost instantaneous.

okay, i said it. now i feel better. but i'll still need to drink to function.

help!