i just came back from a visit to 'the home' and i know i've aged 5 years these last 2 weeks. now i almost look my age. haha.
and here's the dialogue from last night's visit to books-a-million:
girl -'jason, can you take her (me) back to the beauty section?'
jason -'yeah, send the ugliest person here to the beauty section'
jason -'no! not even close! in fact, you're the farthest thing from ugly'
me -'trust me, i know ugly'
jason -'i'm sorry, but i can't imagine you having ever been ugly'
me -'thanks' (trying to get the shaved wookie to leave me alone)
then i realized my blouse was being a floozy.
and today i was forced to look at a questionable stain in my oma's panties.
while she was wearing them.
and sitting on the toilet.
lord, help me.