so tink and i go to this billy idol concert. it was rather small, one of those parking lot concerts. at the end he invites a rather large group to party with him. tink and i are standing there, and i'm like, 'hey, what about us?!'
'hmmm,' he says as he looks me over, 'let me see your eyes.' so i take off my sunglasses, glad that i had paid careful attention to my eye make-up. he gives me another quick look-over and says, 'no way, man, you've got sponges for eyeballs!'