okay, me mum says to me, she says, 'oi! you need to take a gander at this old greg on youtube. he's all sortof a creepy bloke with seaweed hair and makeup. you won't scream or nothing.' alright, says i, i'll check the old greg. now i been having the nightmares and a bit of the gout. whatever you do, do not even think about looking at old greg on youtube. your eyes will shrivel up like raisins and fall out of your head.